The StatTrak™ SCAR-20 | Poultrygeist (Minimal Wear) is what happens when CS:GO’s designers raid a KFC fever dream. This auto-sniper is plastered with derpy cartoon chickens, egg patterns, and enough poultry puns to make Colonel Sanders blush. The Minimal Wear condition means the scratches just add "character"—like your gun survived a barnyard brawl. StatTrak tallies your kills, so every clueless CT you domed now counts toward your lifelong quest to become the world’s deadliest chicken farmer. Jokes aside, it’s a hilarious middle finger to seriousness in a game where someone’s always raging about “tryhards.” Just don’t blame your team when they roast *you* for missing shots. Cluckin’ accuracy not guaranteed.