The StatTrak™ Bowie Knife | Black Laminate (Factory New) is the CS:GO equivalent of a luxury car with a built-in body count. Its sleek, matte-black finish looks like it was dipped in liquid shadow, perfect for players who want to flex their edge without screaming "look at me." The Bowie’s absurdly large blade practically shouts, "I’m here to stab *and* take up half your screen." StatTrak? Oh, just a casual flex to remind everyone how many souls you’ve harvested mid-rush. It’s the knife for tryhards who want their kills tracked but don’t want to admit they’re compensating for something. Bonus: It doubles as a panic button when your aim fails.