The Desert Eagle | Ocean Drive (Factory New) is the CS:GO equivalent of rolling up to a gunfight in a neon-lit convertible. This skin screams “1980s Miami” with its teal-and-pink palm tree motif, looking less like a sidearm and more like a retro cocktail umbrella. The Factory New finish ensures it’s as pristine as a synthwave album cover, which is ironic because you’ll probably whiff half your shots while staring at its beauty. It’s the ultimate flex: when you want enemies to know you’re here to either style on them or die trying. Bonus points if you pair it with yacht music.