The USP-S | Black Lotus (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who insists they’re “vintage” but really just looks like they’ve been through a woodchipper. The skin’s once-vibrant purple and green floral motifs now resemble a wilted bouquet left in a monsoon. Scratches and grime cling to its frame like bad decisions, but hey, at least the lotus pattern still whispers, “I was pretty once!” Perfect for players who want their sidearm to scream, “I’ve seen things” without actually needing to aim well. Battle-Scarred? More like *Battleground Therapy Session*. Still, it’s oddly charming—like a stray cat that’s definitely plotting your demise.