The StatTrak™ USP-S | Black Lotus (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who shows up to a casual party dressed for a gala. Sleek, mysterious, and borderline pretentious, its dark purple-and-pink floral design practically whispers, “I have better taste than you.” The Minimal Wear means it’s only *slightly* scuffed—perfect for players who want to flex without looking like they stole their gun from a dumpster. And StatTrak? Oh, that kill counter isn’t just for tracking frags—it’s a built-in ego meter. Pair it with edgy agent skins for maximum “I’m here to win, but also to look like a vampire at a garden party.” Bonus points if you miss shots but still blame the skin’s “distracting elegance.”