The MP9 | Food Chain (Factory New) is like that one friend who shows up to a paintball match in a neon jumpsuit—utterly ridiculous, yet weirdly iconic. This skin slaps a grotesque, biomechanical nightmare onto your SMG, blending slimy tentacles and robotic parts like a mad scientist’s lunchbox. The Factory New version gleams with unsettling detail, as if the gun itself is alive and judging your spray control. Perfect for players who want to terrorize opponents not just with bullets, but also existential dread. Sure, you’ll still lose mid-range duels, but at least you’ll look like you crawled out of a *Half-Life* beta while doing it. Style over substance? Always.