The **StatTrak™ SSG 08 | Parallax (Factory New)** is like the sniper rifle that moonlights as a disco ball. Its psychedelic, geometric patterns swirl in hypnotic purples and blues, as if someone melted a retro sci-fi poster onto the gun. Perfect for flexing mid-match while you miss shots—because let’s be honest, that flashy design won’t hide your whiffs. The StatTrak counter just adds insult to injury, tallying every embarrassing bodyshot or accidental team kill. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous doing it. It’s the ultimate “style over substance” skin for players who prioritize drip over aim. Just don’t blame the gun when your K/D ratio starts crying.