The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Gold Bismuth (Factory New) is like that friend who shows up to a paintball match in a sequined jacket—utterly unnecessary but impossible to ignore. Its metallic sheen mimics bismuth’s rainbow crystallization, turning a budget-friendly SMG into a disco ball of death. StatTrak’s kill counter? Just a flex for when you’ve somehow racked up 47 kills with a gun that’s statistically allergic to headshots. Perfect for eco rounds where you want to scream, “I’m broke, but my drip isn’t!” Just don’t blame the Bismuth when enemies spot your glitter cannon across Dust II. Style > stealth, always.