**StatTrak™ USP-S | Monster Mashup (Minimal Wear)**
Meet the USP-S skin that looks like it raided a Halloween party and never left. The Monster Mashup slaps a chaotic collage of neon monsters, dripping slime, and jagged teeth onto your sidearm, making it the perfect accessory for players who want their pistol to scream, “I’m here to click heads and terrify children.” The Minimal Wear? Barely noticeable—just a few scratches to remind you it’s seen things. And StatTrak? Because nothing says “flex” like counting every soul this abomination claims. Bonus: The mismatched art style might distract enemies long enough for you to land a headshot. Tactical? No. A vibe? Absolutely.