The Dual Berettas | Dezastre in Factory New condition is like that flashy friend who shows up to a paintball match in head-to-toe neon—over-the-top, impossible to ignore, and probably compensating for something. Decked in jagged green-and-black patterns that scream "cyberpunk garage band album cover," these pistols turn every spray-and-pray moment into a light show. Sure, they’re about as accurate as a toddler with a slingshot, but who cares when you’re dual-wielding disco grenades? The Dezastre’s vibe is pure chaos: it’s for players who’d rather look like a walking rave than actually hit anything. Bonus points if your enemies die of secondhand embarrassment.