The M4A1-S | Player Two is like the retro arcade cabinet of CS:GO skins—flashy, nostalgic, and utterly distracting. Drenched in neon pixel art and comic-style explosions, it’s what happens when a ’90s video game vomits on a rifle. The Factory New version is so pristine, you’ll hesitate to actually shoot it, lest you smudge its glow-in-the-dark charm. Perfect for players who want to flex mid-round, because why worry about crosshair placement when your gun screams, “I beat the final boss on one life”? Just don’t blame teammates when they’re too busy eyeing your skin to clutch.