The StatTrak™ CZ75-Auto | Distressed (Field-Tested) is like that grumpy uncle who’s seen too many family reunions but still shows up with questionable wisdom. Its rusty, scratched finish screams “I’ve been dragged through Dust II’s B-site 1,000 times,” yet it somehow retains a rugged charm. The faded browns and greys give it a “found in a shed” aesthetic, perfect for players who want their sidearm to look like it’s survived a nuclear winter. StatTrak’s kill counter adds irony—tracking eliminations on a gun that looks seconds from jamming. It’s not pretty, but it’s honest work. Bonus: teammates will either respect your humility or question your life choices.