The CZ75-Auto | Distressed in Factory New is like that one friend who insists they’re “fine” but looks like they’ve been through a woodchipper. The skin’s “distressed” aesthetic isn’t subtle—scratches, dings, and a rusty patina that screams, “I’ve seen more bomb sites than a demolition crew.” Ironically labeled “Factory New,” it’s either a cruel joke or a testament to Valve’s commitment to irony. Still, this little machine pistol slaps harder than a rogue teammate in clutch situations. Perfect for eco rounds when you want to cosplay as a scavenger with a vendetta. Just don’t expect it to win any beauty contests—unless “post-apocalyptic chic” is a category.