The AK-47 | Neon Revolution (Well-Worn) is like a cyberpunk fever dream slapped onto a rifle. Its eye-searing neon streaks and digital chaos scream “I’m here to frag *and* blind you.” The Well-Worn finish? Think of it as a badge of honor—those scratches and scuffs are proof it’s been dragged through Dust II’s dirtiest corners. Sure, it’s not mint-condition eye candy, but that’s the charm. It’s the gun equivalent of a rave survivor: a little worse for wear, still blasting beats (or bullets). Perfect for players who want their weapon to look like it partied harder than they did. Just don’t stare too long—retinal damage isn’t covered by Valve’s warranty.