The StatTrak™ Classic Knife | Stained (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who shows up to a party looking rough but still steals the spotlight. Its rusty, tarnished blade screams “I’ve seen things,” with a patina that could tell stories of countless clutches and whiffed backstabs. The Stained finish? More like *strained*—it’s basically the knife equivalent of a coffee-stained hoodie. But hey, the StatTrak counter ensures everyone knows your commitment to swinging wildly at the air. The “Well-Worn” tag is just Valve’s way of saying, “This blade’s seen more action than a B-site rush.” Still, it’s got charm—like a trusty rusty butter knife that somehow gets the job done.