The Classic Knife | Safari Mesh (Factory New) is like that one friend who insists on wearing camouflage to a neon rave. Its blotchy green-and-tan pattern screams “I’m here to blend into a bush,” but let’s be real—this knife’s true superpower is making teammates question your life choices. Factory New? More like “Factory Why?” when even a scratch would add character to its dollar-store commando vibe. It’s the knife you pull out when you want to flex irony, not style. Pro tip: Pair it with a loud gun skin to distract enemies from wondering why your blade looks like it got lost in a lawnmower’s dream.