The Classic Knife | Stained (Factory New) is like that one friend who insists they’re “low-key cool” but still shows up to the party with a rusty pocketknife. The blade’s “stained” finish gives it a perpetually grungy vibe, as if it’s been dragged through a sandstorm and then polished with a dirty rag. The Factory New tag feels ironic—this thing looks like it’s survived three apocalypses. Still, there’s charm in its ruggedness. Swinging it feels like you’re cosplaying a post-apocalyptic scavenger, and honestly, that’s a mood. Not the flashiest flex, but perfect for players who want to whisper, “I’ve seen things” while backstabbing someone in a dark corner.