The **Classic Knife | Crimson Web (Minimal Wear)** is like that edgy friend who shows up to a party wearing a leather jacket with suspiciously artistic "bloodstains." Its sleek black finish is splattered with crimson web patterns that scream, "I’ve seen things," though in reality, it’s probably just been used to butter toast. The Minimal Wear condition means it’s *almost* pristine—like a spider tried redecorating but got bored halfway. Players love flexing it because nothing says "I’m here to win" like waving a knife that looks like it escaped a goth teenager’s sketchbook. Bonus points: the webs *totally* won’t snag on your opponent’s dignity.