The StatTrak™ MP9 | Hydra (Factory New) is like the overachieving little sibling of the SMG family—small, loud, and weirdly stylish. Decked out in eerie green hues and tentacle motifs, it looks like it was pulled straight from a Kraken’s garage sale. Perfect for eco rounds where you need to flex both your aim and your drip. The Factory New finish ensures every scratch on your enemies’ egos is tracked religiously by StatTrak™, because nothing says “I’m here to win” like counting kills on a gun that resembles a deep-sea nightmare. Just don’t stare too long—those tentacles might hypnotize you into pushing mid… again.