The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Plastique is like that tactical fanny pack you didn’t know you needed until you saw it. Dressed in sleek digital camo with orange accents, it’s the gun skin equivalent of a “HELLO MY NAME IS” sticker for tryhards. Minimal Wear means it’s seen enough action to look seasoned, but not enough to lose its mall-ninja charm. StatTrak? Perfect for flexing how many times you’ve sprayed-and-prayed into a smoke. The UMP itself might be the middle child of SMGs, but slap this skin on, and suddenly you’re the guy who unironically says “swag” mid-round. Tactical? Debatable. A vibe? Absolutely.