The FAMAS | Decommissioned is like that one coworker who insists they’re “retired” but still shows up to every meeting. Factory New? Sure, if “decommissioned” means fresh off a paint job that mimics a forklift’s midlife crisis. Its industrial gray and mustard-yellow finish screams “I’ve seen things,” but the pristine scratches are about as authentic as a reality TV feud. Perfect for CTs who want to cosplay as battle-hardened operatives while secretly relying on a budget rifle that’s one eco round away from being replaced. It’s the gun equivalent of buying distressed jeans from a mall—all aesthetic, zero trauma. Stylishly unconvincing.