The Tec-9 | Bamboozle (Factory New) is the CS:GO equivalent of showing up to a gunfight with a neon-colored squirt gun—except this one actually shreds. Drenched in a chaotic mix of tropical greens, pinks, and graffiti-style patterns, it looks like a parrot exploded on a paintball field. The Factory New version ensures every obnoxiously vibrant leaf and swirl pops like a middle finger to stealth. Perfect for players who want their opponents to think, “Wait, did I just get domed by a Lisa Frank trapper keeper?” It’s a flex, really—proving you can clutch a round while wielding something that belongs in a rave, not a bomb site.